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WOMEN FROM MARS (2002)




The title Women From Mars is obviously taken from the bestseller novel "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus". In the book, the author explains that women and men are different creatures and that to be able to be compatible, they must understand what makes the opposite sex tick. In the film, they exploit this idea and try to make the chauvinistic men try to understand what makes women tick, but what they don't realise is that a good film doesn't always come out from a good idea.

Tom Kan (Ekin Cheng), Ah Fei (Michael Wong) and Siu Bo (Cheung Tat Ming) are typical men: even though they have girlfriends, they love to flirt and bed with other women. They can't help this, they say, it is in their genes. So one day, they are sent to hell by hell's angels Louis Koo and Shu Qi, but the devil has no room for them, so they are sent back to Earth, minus their god-given manhoods as their punishment for cheating women.

Cue plenty of wails and hysterical rantings from our trio, who try to plead with the angels to get their willies back, because they say, without them, they are not men. To punish them further, Tom Kan is given the hormones of a woman (experiencing periods etc), Siu Bo suddenly becomes pregnant, while Fei's girlfriend constantly demands sex with him (but since he hasn't got a willy, he can't satisfy her and she leaves him).

Of course it is not as simple as that, as each of our temporary eunuchs have their own external problems as well. Their only escape is to get their girlfriends to say the magical words "I love you" to them. But it must come deep from the heart and be true for it to break the curse.

This film was made to help out fellow actor Ng Chi Hung with his debts, so a host of HK (and non-HK) stars were willing to put in cameos. The effect is rather pointless, as even dozens of stars appearing together cannot turn a dud film into a hit. The problem with the film is the lack of a perfectly good plot, and everything just seemed to be thrown in together, hoping the end result is something to look at. It is not pretty at all, and the storyline is far from anything we'd call good entertainment.

Having the three leads lose their manhoods may be a good idea, but the effects are not as funny as it seems, and the whole sorry affair becomes a drag when these three guys realise just what jerks they have been and try to work very hard to repent their past deeds by becoming very morose and pitiful. I'm sorry, but the magic doesn't work on me, and I find their excuses pathetic.

All in all, Women from Mars is a disappointing excuse for a comedy. Don't waste time with this little fella, head for something better instead.

Starring: Ekin Cheng, Michael Wong, Cheung Tat Ming, Louis Koo, Shu Qi, Francis Ng, Stephen Fung

Film origin: Hong Kong

Rating: 4 / 10