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BEAUTY AND THE BREAST (2002)






After the success of La Brassiere, you would expect copies to surface very soon, and Beauty and the Breast is exactly that, but instead on focusing on designing the perfect brassiere, the premise of this film is creating large breasts.

The plot is rather lame, with most of the first half of the film focusing on Mario's (Francis Ng) wooing attempts on new colleague Yuki (Michelle Reis). When she realises that he has been lying to her, she plays a trick on him and his best buddy Harper (Daniel Wu) by making them drink hormonal fluids which would increase their breast glands, resulting in big woman-sized mammaries.

Some of the breast scenes are quite funny, but also very puerile, and these scenes don't last as long as the film made them out to be. In the end, Mario and Harper are both fired from their jobs, and they end up in the doldrums, hoping a miracle would save them. Guess who that would be?

Compared to La Brassiere, this is not even on the same playing field, and lacks the wit, energy, cuteness and damn laughter-ability which La Brassiere has in spades. The growing breasts thing (which the film is sold on) is not as prominent as you'd think and only lasts a very short while. The rest of the film is just another love story, and not exactly a very exciting one either. This is supposed to be a comedy, but the laughter won't be coming from you. Very disappointing to say the least.

Starring:

Francis Ng (Mario)
Michelle Reis (Yuki)
Daniel Wu (Harper)
Halina Tam (Big A)
Amanda Strang (Little A)
Angela Tong,
Sophie Ngan,
Matt Chow (Ah Fat)
Lam Tze Chung (Ah Choi)
Wong Yat Fei (Yuki's father)

 

Rating: 5 out of 10